All right, I received yet another chain letter in my inbox--this one even contained dire warnings in the form of "true" cases about what horrible outcomes of death and dismemberment could happen to me if I don't pass it on. So, as always, I'm going to tempt fate by deleting it without inflicting it upon any of you.
Okay, here I go...hang on, I'll be right back (or will I...?).
Well, it's been deleted. Just for good measure, I permanently deleted it from my trash folder. Nothing's happened yet. I'm just fine. I--AAAAAARRRRRGGGGGHHHH!!!!!
Just kidding, of course.